Happy Annimonthiversaryanum

Richard took me for lobster...truly the way to this girl's heart.

But it still irks me to eat something that was looking at me 10 minutes before (I can't pick it out; Richard does that for me). We make a great team: he picks it out, cracks it open when I can't, and points out the lobster fork hiding under the shell, and me? Well, I close my eyes and sink my teeth into the low-cal greatness.

All the while ignoring the eyes...