Save the Sea Lions

It's sad how happy I was that there was a volunteer that roped off this sleeping sea lion (objects are as close as they appear), ensuring idiot tourists wouldn't encroach on its nap.

We are a First World Problem.

But what really made my day was when this little bugger decided to go for a swim, and when a gooftard tourist decided it'd be cool to snorkel after him, we heard the volunteer Seal Patrol mutter as they were walking towards the scene, "That's the best way to get a limb bitten off."

I'll admit; I hoped it'd happen.