A Little Something to Remember Me By

“What’s the story on the gargoyle?” I asked the sales manager at the dealership where I was holding training.

“Oh…that was a gift to the dealer from his wife one year.  She wasn’t too happy with him…"

*insert gales of laughter here*

“I probably shouldn’t have told you that,” he said, before joining in.

I dried my eyes and said, “I’m not going to even ask about the slot machines.”

"Good call."